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有关幽默英语笑话故事：Quick Cleanup
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Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushedaround straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom.Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had beentidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank youfor not looking in the bathtub."
不速之客就在路上，我妈妈，一个完美的家庭主妇，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。一会儿之后，当她去检查的时候，她吃惊了，曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条，纸条上写着：“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。”
有关幽默英语笑话故事：I Caught Every Step
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down thestairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
布朗先生在看晚报，忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来，跑到厅里，发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。
"Did you miss a step?" asked his dad.
“你是不是踩漏了一级台阶?”爸爸问。
"No, I caught every blessed one!" came the bitter answered.
“不，我每一级都撞上了，一级也没有漏掉!”儿子痛苦地回答。
有关幽默英语笑话故事：I Hope So
Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?
邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗?
Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!
父亲：我希望这样-他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧!
有关幽默英语笑话故事：Excited Remarks
Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bringforth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of "Look at that! Look at that! I’mgoing to have one of those someday," his dad’s response always was "Not as long as I’malive."
我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车，他就会高兴得哇哇直叫，并激动地说：“瞧这辆!瞧这辆，我总有一天也要有一辆。”他爸爸的回答老是“只要我活着，你就别想有这玩艺儿。”
One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedlypointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, "Look at that! Look at that! I’m getting one of thoseas soon as my dad dies."
一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话，有一辆摩托车开了过去。他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道“瞧这辆!瞧这辆!等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。"
