爱华网词曲：沙查·巴隆·科恩
"哈萨克斯坦,在这世上最牛逼"
"其他诸国,当家的都是些小逼"
"哈萨克斯坦,钾出口世界第一"
"其他中亚诸国,产的钾都异常低级"
"哈萨克斯坦,猪头牌泳池之乡"
"它长五六,宽二三"
"过滤系统简直是个奇迹"
"人的渣滓粪便,百分之十八靠它除去"
"哈萨克斯坦,好呀嘛好地方"
"从塔拉谢诸平原到犹太城北墙"
"朋友相识遍天下,唯有乌兹别克斯坦别想"
"他们鼻子大来好闲事,进水脑子瞎恍当"
"哈萨克斯坦,工业举世无双"
"我们发明了长短裤和太妃糖"
"哈萨克斯坦'鸡',在这一带最干净"
"就可惜身上伤痕鳞鳞"
"哈萨克斯坦,好呀嘛好地方"
"从塔拉谢诸平原到犹太城北墙"
"请来和我们领导人的伟大阳具握个手"
"从睾丸根部一直到顶端的龟头"
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
(哈薩克全世界最勁)
(其他國家都係比妹妹仔統治)
(哈薩克係出口0既鉀世界第一)
(第二D國家0既都係A貨)
(哈薩克有天山"泳池")
(長三十米闊六米)
(個濾水系統更加係神奇)
(可以濾走八成0既屎)
(哈薩克，哈薩克，你好鬼正)
(由Tarashek平原去到猶太城0既北面)
(哈薩克同個個都咁freind，淨係唔妥烏茲別克)
(佢地全部都係八公八婆，腦裡面有骨)
(哈薩克工業冇得頂)
(拖肥同褲頭帶都係我地發明)
(除左出口比土庫曼果d之外)
(我地d雞區內最乾淨)
(哈薩克，哈薩克，你好鬼正)
(由Tarashek平原去到猶太城0既北面)
(我地領導人碌 XX 好堅，快d黎搾下)
(由袋底搾到 X 頭)PS:恶搞，绝对的恶搞，女生慎看！
