爱华网1、目的论者（The Teleologist）：
We aren’t meant for each other.
2、道义论者（The Deontologist）：
We aren’t right for each other.
3、后果主义者（The Consequentialist）：
We aren’t optimal for each other.
4、唯我论者（The Solipsist）：
It’s not you, it’s me.
5、经验主义者（The Empiricist）：
I think we should see other people.
6、理性主义者（The Rationalist）：
I’m not a priority to you anymore.
7、理性主义者（The Rationalist）：
I’ve been doing some thinking…
8、理性主义者（The Rationalist）：
If you can’t see your faults, there’s nothing more I can say.
9、欧陆主义者（The Continentalist）：
You’ve lost that love and feeling.
10、平等主义者（The Egalitarian）：
This is the best thing for both of us.
11、家长权威主义者（The Paternalist）：
In time you’ll come to see that this is the best thing.
12、休谟主义者（The Humean）：
Just because we’re always together doesn’t mean we BELONG together.
13、休谟主义者（The Humean）：
Relationships need to be about more than just constant conjoining.
14、功能主义者（The Functionalist）：
I don’t care about accommodating your feelings.
15、蒯因主义者（The Quinean）：
I’m sorry, but you don’t mean anything to me anymore.
16、基础主义者（The Foundationalist）：
We have nothing left to build upon.
17、基础主义者（The Foundationalist）：
I need to be able to branch out more.
18、相对主义者（The Relativist）：
It’s no one’s fault.
19、无神论者（The Atheist）：
These things just happen.
20、康德主义者（The Kantian）：
You lied to me!
21、反构造论者（The anti-Fictionalist）：
I’m sick of faking it.
22、笛卡尔主义者（The Cartesian）：
I don’t clearly and distinctly perceive a future together.
23、黑格尔主义者（The Hegelian）：
Do we have to go through this again?
24、洛克主义者（The Lockean）：
Our primary qualities simply aren’t compatible.
25、洛克主义者（The Lockean）：
Compared to my last partner, I’m not getting nearly enough, nor as good.
26、准实在论者（The Quasi-Realist）：
Of course we’re going to be together forever.
27、动机外在论者（The Motivational Externalist）：
Even though I believed it at the time, I know now that I never really loved you.
28、行为主义者（The Behaviorist）：
I just can’t keep going through the motions anymore.
29、永恒论者（The Eternalist）：
At least we’ll always have that weekend in Paris.
30、模态实在论者（The Modal Realist）：
This will never work—we’re from different worlds.
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“Of course we’re going to be together forever.”
one of my all time favs.
