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关于短篇英语笑话：Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”
"How did that help?"
“那有什么用?”
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”
关于短篇英语笑话：Two Birds
两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us whichis which?
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
关于短篇英语笑话：心不在焉的教授
The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"
粗心的教授大声地喊道：“凯特，到黑板前面来!”
Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."
另外一个学生说：“教授，凯特没来。”
"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."
“别说话，让凯特自己讲。”
关于短篇英语笑话：丢失的钱包
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inher purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill init. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她
