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关于英文笑话演讲稿：一则广告An ad
A newspaper carried this classified ad, "The man who picked up my wallet on Market Street was recognized. He is requested to return it."
A few days later this ad appeared, "The recognized man who picked up your wallet on Market Street requests the loser to call and get it."
关于英文笑话演讲稿：头条Headline
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.
In running, one journalist said to the other: "Can't run any more! What should we do?"
"No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline!"
关于英文笑话演讲稿：为什么总喝水
Why do you drink so much water
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What's that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
关于英文笑话演讲稿：我能得到什么
What do I get
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
关于英文笑话演讲稿：学以致用
Don't ever forget to repeat
In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees, “The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That's the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people's throats. Even make yourself sickening and repulsive if you have to, but don't ever forget to repeat, repeat, repeat. It's the only way to get results and sell our products!”
So, the employee said, “Yes, sir!”
Then the boss said, “Now, what was it you came to see me about?” And the employee replied, “Well, sir, it's about a raise, a raise, a raise!”
